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AOne day a lawyer's wife fell i1and he went to get a doctor. The doctor went to see the woman, but before he went into the house he stopped. He knew that the lawyer never paid his b2. So he said to the lawyer, "But if I c3 your wife, I'm afraid you may not pay me."Sir," replied the lawyer," Here!have 500 dollars. Whether you cure my wife or whether you kill her,I will give you all t 4"The doctor was s5of the payment and went into the house. When he reached the woman's bedside,he knew at …  相似文献   

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Humour and Jokes     
A Mrs Mouse was taking her babies for a walk one day where they met a large cat."Bow-wow! (学狗的叫声) " shouted Mrs mouse and the cat turned and ran away. "You see,children," said Mrs Mouse,"how important is it to speak another language !" B The champion athlete (运动员) in bed with cold was told that he had a high temperature. "How high is it,doctor?" he asked. "A hundred and four." "What is the world's record?"  相似文献   

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"Once you love it, you never lose the love for the game. You never know when you can walk away from it. I tried a couple of times. But I have come to grips now that as much as I love the game, there are other components that need my love, need my attention, and I can easily walk away. Now I don't want to play. It's time to move on." -Michael Jordan  相似文献   

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STORIES     
A A famous doctor once attended a little boy who was dangerously ill.Thanks to his skill and care his young patient got well,and soon able to get up and run about again.The child's mother was very grateful,and she called on the doctor to thank him for what he had done for her son. "Doctor," she said,"you have saved my little boy's life.I don't know how to thank you enough.I felt that money alone can't repay you,but I have made this little purse with my own hands and I hope you'll accept it."  相似文献   

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Xiao Ge 《海外英语》2005,(9):52-53
When Order IS and Isn’t an Order Order的多咱含义The other day I went to see my doctor for a physical check-up.He said to me, "Our first order of business today is to get you a full blood test. "What the doctor said interested me.Of course it was not the blood test he was ordering for me that interested me;what interested me was the word "order".  相似文献   

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A young man couldn’t sleep well every night. He was always worried. So he went to see the doctor. The doctolooked over him carefully, but there was nothing wrong with him. The doctor told him to count from one to ten againand again.“Keep doing it till you fall asleep.”the doctor said.A few days later, the young man came to the doctor again. But to his surprise, the doctor found the young man waeven worse than before.“Didn’t you do as what I told you?”the doctor asked.“Yes, I did,”he…  相似文献   

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Test of Love     
Mary and Jake were a couple of lovers. They were taking a walk by the lake.Mary: Do you love me?Jake: Of course. I love you more than my life.Mary: (pointing to the lake) If you dare jump into it, I would believe what you just said.  相似文献   

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A very old lady won a million dollars in a lottery(彩票). Her son and his wife heard the news on the radio.“How are we going to tell your mother?”the wife asked.“The shock(震惊)might kill her.”“That's true,”the son said.“Perhaps we'd better speak to her doctor about it. He'll know how to break the news(实情相告)to her gently.”They explained the situation to the old lady's doctor.“I'm glad you tell me,”the doctor said.“A shock,even a happy one,could give her a heart attack(…  相似文献   

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开心一刻     
《英语辅导》2004,(5):46-47
Nearsightedness近视A patient goes to the doctor and says, "I can't see things clearly that are far away." "Follow me," says the doctor and takes the patient outside. He points at the sun and asks, "What's that?" "The sun," the patient answers. The doctor says angrily, "How far do you want to see then?"(本则幽默由浙江读者黄丹提供)  相似文献   

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Funny Stories     
"You are the first one !" One day,a man saw fisherman standing beside a lake with a mirror. "Excuse me,"he said."Could you tell me what are you doing?" "I'm fishing." "Fishing with a mirror?" the man asked. "Sure,it's my new interest," answered the fisherman. "Could you tell me how it works?" "Okay,but you will give me a hundred dollars." The man wanted to know the answer,so he gave the fisherman the money.The fisherman said,"First you aim (对准目标,瞄准) the mirror into the water,and when a fish goes by,you let the ray (光线) of the sun on its head.The fish is puzzled (感到迷惑不解) and then you catch it."  相似文献   

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"Our God has planted that pea,and made it grow and flourish,to bring joy to you and hope to me,my blessed child, "said the happy mother,and she smiled at the flower,as if it had been an angel from God.But what happened to the other peas?The one who flew out into the wide world and said,"Catch me if you can,"fell into a gutter on the roof of a house,and eaten by a pigeon.The  相似文献   

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A mouse and a lionOne day a mouse went out to find something to eat.He ran carelessly through some tall grass.He ran into a big lion.The lion caught him,held him tightly(紧紧地)and would not let him go."Please let me go,Mr Lion,"said the mouse."One day I will help you." The lion laughed and thought,how a little mouse could help a big lion!Then he said,"Very well,I will let you go.But you must walk more carefully." "Thank you,"the mouse said."You are very kind." The next week the mouse was again looking for something to eat.He saw the lion had fallen into a net of strong ropes.He could not move.The mouse cut one of the ropes with his teeth and then the other.Soon the  相似文献   

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Mr Brown went to see his(?) one day, because he had a headache. After the doctor(?) him carefully, he said to the man, "Well, there's(?) really wrong with you, I'm glad to say. Your only trouble is that you(?) too much. Do you know I had a man with the  相似文献   

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<正> JokeA family went to a hospital, where one of theirrelatives would be having a brain transplant. One of therelatives asked,"What will the cost of a new brain be?"The doctor replied,"A female brain costs $25,000 anda male brain costs $50,000".The men smirked, but oneof the females asked, "Why is that, doctor?""Well," thedoctor replied, "the female brain is less because it hasbeen used."  相似文献   

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1.What is your trouble?Three days ago I began to cough and sneeze,I figured it was justa cold,but this morning I took my temperature and it was 39℃.So I thought I'd better see a doctor.2.What did you want to see me about?My shoulder has been sore for the last week.3.What seems to be bothering you?  相似文献   

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Asking the Way     
A:Excuse me,could you tell me the way to the Food Street?B:Certainly.But will you go there by bus or on foot?A:I’m not sure.Is it very far from here?B:No,not very.If you would like to go on foot,I can walk with you for a while.A:That’s very kind of you.  相似文献   

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Humour Page     
A young mother was having a consultation with a doctor. As they spoke, her 6-year-old son could clearly be heard disturbing the people in the waiting room - yet she made no attempt to restrain him."Clang!"Soon they heard some clattering in another room, but still she did nothing."Krak!Wham!"Finally, after a very loud crash, the woman told the doctor nonchalantly, "Oops. I hope you don't mind my little Jimmy playing in there."No, no, not at all," said the doctor calmly. "I'm sure he will calm down as soon as he finds the poison."  相似文献   

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1.One day,a young man went to seea doctor. 2.“Can you give me a pill to make mesmarter?”he asked the doctor.  相似文献   

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<正>Under a snow-covered gooseberry bush,a blue featherlay quietly.One night,when the wind passed by,it said to the blue feather,"It is time for you to go.Come with me." "You don’t need me," said the blue feather.  相似文献   

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