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1.
JOKE     
<正>An old man died and left his son a lot of money. But the son was a foolish young man, and he quickly spent all the money, so that soon he had noth-ing left. Of course, when that happened, all his friends left him. When he was quite poor and alone, he went to see Nasreddin, who was a kind, clever old man and often helped people when they had troubles. "My money has finished and my friends have gone,"said the young man. “What will happen to me now?”  相似文献   

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After his father's death,the son left his mother at an old age home.The son used to visit her sometimes. One day,he received a phone call from the old age home.On the other side of the call was his mother.In a very serious 1)tone she said,"Please come to visit." The son went and saw that his mother was very serious.  相似文献   

3.
Dick and Robert studied in the same class four years ago. Dick liked all kinds of beautiful clothes and spent (花费) a lot of money on them. His father was a worker and he hadn't enough money to give his son. Dick had to borrow some money from his friends. At first they lent(借) some to him, but he never gave any back to them. And later nobody believed(相信) him.  相似文献   

4.
An Uncommon Trip     
<正>Summer holiday began and Richard left California and went traveling in Africa(1). Helost his wallet in a hotel and he had a little money left. He had to go to a city where one ofhis friends worked. There he was going to borrow some money so that he could fly back tohis country. He got on a bus and the conductor held out to him a yellow ticket.  相似文献   

5.
During Christmas break from college, a young man wanted to borrow his father蒺s car to drive to a New Year蒺s Eve 1 to be held in Vermont. The father was 2 about the son hitting one of the roadblocks that people set up all over the place on New Year蒺s Eve. The 3 that was reached was that the son would be allowed to use the car, but he would not drink at all.So he drove to Vermont, got completely 4 and attempted to drive home. On the way home he hit a roadbl…  相似文献   

6.
(A) A very new, young officer was at a station. He was on his way to visit his mother in another town, and he wanted to telephone her to tell her the time of this train, so that she could meet him at the station in her car. He looks in all his pockets, but found that he did not have the right money for the telephone, so he went outside and looked around for someone to held him.  相似文献   

7.
Captain Cook     
James Cook was born on October 27, 1728, in the small Yorkshire town of Marton. Unlike the majority of naval officers of the time he was not the son of rich or noble parents. In fact he was the son of a Scottish farm laborer and a Yorkshire girl. He was intelligent enough to impress his father's employer who paid for the young James Cook's schooling. After he finished school his parentsapprenticed(使……做学徒)him to a grocer(杂货商)in whitby, where he was notespecially happy. It was there, however, that he got a taste for life on the sea. In those days the port of Whitby was a bustling place, always busy with all kinds of  相似文献   

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1 . Once upon a time there was a blacksmith, who had a lazy and greedy son. His son had nothing to do and remained idle all day. One day the blacksmith said to his wife, "We should have our son learn a trade and make money to support himself.  相似文献   

9.
底价     
There was a man who loved fine art. He loved it so much that he lived for it. It had become his whole life, and had literally engulfed him. He would work really hard to save up some money, just so he could buy another piece of fine art. He would buy Rembrandt's, Picasso's and many others' works of fine art.The man had been widowed some years before but he had a son. As he raised his son, he included him in his hobby of collecting art. As his son grew, he also became a great art collector. His dad was very proud of him.Collecting fine art was something that they both loved to do and it brought them very close together.Some years passed by and their country suddenly engulfed in a war. The son, like so many other young men, enlisted and went off to serve his country. He had been gone for some time, and then it happened.  相似文献   

10.
正Clever Bobby Brown was very proud of his young son.Once he was talking to a visitor,telling the man how clever his son was."The boy is only two years old,"he said,"and he knows all animals.He's going to be a great naturalist(生物学家).Here,let me show you."He took a book of natural history from the bookself,placed Bobby  相似文献   

11.
A MAN wished to purchase an Ass,and agreed with its owner that he should try out the animal before he bought him.He took the Ass home and put him in the straw-yard with his other Asses,upon which the new animal left all the others and at once joined the one that was most idle and the greatest eater of them all.Seeing this,the man put a halter on him and led him back to his owner.On being asked how,in so short a time,he could have made a trial of him,he answered,“I do not need a trial;I kno…  相似文献   

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A man was travelling abroad in a small red car. One day he left the car and went shopping. When he came back, its roof was badly damaged. Some boys told him that an elephant had damaged it. The man did not believe them, but they took him to a cirus which was near there. The owner of the elephant said, “I am very sorry! My elephant has a big, round, red chair. He thought that your car was his chair, and he sat on it!” Then he gave the man a letter, in which he said that he was sorry and that he would pay for all the damage.  相似文献   

13.
天堂之路     
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years,the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the barand tearfully tells the son he is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief,the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out!The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father,shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Twoarms pops out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing,begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"!  相似文献   

14.
HUMOUR AND JOKES     
A Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to steal a neighbour's doorbell. But he clearly understood that while his hand touched the bell, it would ring and something terrible would happen to him. The ringing could be heard by others. So he covered his ears with something, thinking that everything would be all right and that he could get the doorbell without any trouble. But what happened was that he was caught on the spot for stealing the doorbell of his neighbour.  相似文献   

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(一)When a rich man was about fifty,his only son was born.He and his wife were very pleased.They took good care of him and gave him all he wanted.When their son grew up,he didn't do anything  相似文献   

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FUNNY STORIES     
, 《今日中学生》2013,(13):27-28
A Once upon a time, there lived a rich man. He had a servant (仆人) .Both of them loved wine and good food very much. Each time the rich man left his home, the servant would drink the wine and eat up all the nice food in the house. The rich man knew what his servant did, but he had never caught the servant who was just doing that.  相似文献   

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STORIES     
It was time for Mr Bell to close his shop. He was checking his money.His son Tom, who was 15, then, a big man walked into When Tom came back, Tom could see the gun in the had just gone outside to the shop with a gun in his buy a newspaper. Just hand. he could hear the man asking his father for money. man's hand, but the man didn't see or hear Tom.  相似文献   

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Christmas was coming. Mr Smith had no money to buy any presents for his children. His wife was ill and he spent a lot of money on her medicine. And the harvest was bad and all his family were going to be hungry the next spring. He was quite worried about it."We had only a cock,"said Mrs Smith one day. "You'd better take it to the town. Sell it there and buy some cakes and sweets for our children."  相似文献   

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1.Once upon a time,there was an old man,who enshrined ( 祀奉 ) several Bodhisattvas at home.2.He would be away from home.Before going,he told his son to enshrine the Bodhisattvas with cooked meat.3.After his father left,the son ate the meat up,and had the Bodhisattvas broken. 4.When the old man came back,he was surprised at this,saying," Who has done it?" 5.The son said," They contended the meat,so they fought each other.As a result,they had their bodies smashed to p…  相似文献   

20.
醉酒     
<正>[英语原文]One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What's the meaning of the word‘Drunk’,dad?""Well,my son,"his father replied,"look,there are standing two policemen.If  相似文献   

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