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Humour     
Judge:Whydoyoualwayscheatthepeoplewhotrustyou?Thief:Becauseit薷snouseformecheatingthosewhodon薷ttrustme.Judge:Beforeyoustoleothers薷jewel,didn薷tyouhavesomethingtobeafraid?Thief:Ofcourse,Iwasalwaysafraidthatthejewelwasfalse.Judge:Beforeyoudie,whatdoyouwanttoeat?Murderer:Iwanttoeatthemealthatmywifecooks.IthinkafterthemealIwouldprefertodieratherthanliveintheworld.Judge:Whydidn薷tyouhandinthewalletatonceafteryoupickeditup?Man:Becausetherewerenopolicethere.Judge:Then,wh…  相似文献   

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1.—Let薷sgooutforadrivenextSunday.—_____.A.IthinksoB.IagreeC.GoodideaD.Thankyou2.—ZhouXin,canIhavealookatyourcopyofChinaDaily?—_____.A.GreatB.Sure,goaheadC.NotatallD.You薷dbetternot3.—Wouldyoulikesomemorecoffee?—_____.A.Yes,pleaseB.Oh,no,needn薷tC.No,IneverlikecoffeeD.No,Idon薷twantit4.—MyfriendBobisatCentreSchool.Doyouknowhim?—_____.We薷reinthesameclass.A.GreatB.WellC.NiceD.Sure5._____fromShanghaitoNewYork!A.Howlongwayitis…  相似文献   

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Jokes     
Awomantookherchildtoaphotographer(摄影师).Thechildwassolovelythatthecameramancouldn薷thelpkissinghim.Butthechildaskedhim,“Whydon薷tyoukissmymother,too?”Thebuswasverycrowded.Sowhenamantriedtogeton,thepassengerswouldn薷tlethimdo.“It薷stoocrowded,”theyshouted.“ButI薷mthedriver,”answeredtheman.Theteacheraskedthestudents,“Couldyoutellmewhichmusicinstrumentistheoldest?”AboynamedLufuersaid,“Ac鄄cordion(手风琴).Becauseithasthemostwrinkles(皱褶).”Onedayamancametoawinebar(酒吧)…  相似文献   

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XiaoLing薷sunclewenttotheUSlastmonth.Whenhecameback,heboughtXiaoLingafashionableskirt.XiaoLingwasveryhappy.Shewantedallherclassmatestoknowit.Thenextday,XiaoLingputonthatbeautifulskirtandwenttoschool.Whenshegottotheclassroom,everybodywasreadingattentively.Noonepaidspecialattentiontohernewskirt.Shewasalittledisap鄄pointed.Soshesaidtoherdeskmate,YunYan,“DoyouknowmyunclewenttotheUSlastmonth?Heboughtthisskirtformethere.Isn薷titbeautiful?”Afterclassshetoldhergoodfriend,Mei…  相似文献   

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Ⅰ.单项填空1.—Whatdoyouthinktoyourselfifyou_____?—Iwon薷tbediscouragedwhetherI_____.A.willlose;winorloseB.lose;willwinorloseC.lose;winorloseD.willlose;willwinorlose2.I薷mnotsurewhattimeI薷llarrive,maybehalfpastsevenoraquar鄄tertoeight._____,I薷llbethereasearlyaspossible.A.AnyhowB.HoweverC.ThusD.Therefore3.—Ifhe______,he______thatfood.—Luckilyhewassenttothehospitalimmediately.A.waswarned;wouldnottake B.hadbeenwarned;wouldnothavetakenC.wouldbewarned;ha…  相似文献   

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OnceChairmanMaowashavingdinnerwithhiscompanions.Point鄄ingtoadishofbitterMelononthetable,hesaid,“Talkingaboutbittermelonsitremindsmeofmyhomevillage.Weplantitaroundourhouses.Itiseasytotakecareof.Somepeopledon薷tliketoeatitbecauseofitsbittertaste,butIlikeitverymuch.Why?Onlybecauseofitsbittertaste.I薷vebeenfondofitsincemychildhood.InmylifeIhavehadsomanyhardships(艰辛)andovercomethemeasily.IthinkthereasonisthatIhavehadalotofbittermelons.ItseemsthatIhavebeenusedtothebit鄄tertaste…  相似文献   

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Ⅰ.单项填空1.—Doyoumindmytakingthisseat?—_____.A.No,youcan薷ttakeitB.Yes,takeitpleaseC.Yes,sitdown,pleaseD.No,ofcoursenot2.—_____onthehill,youcanseemuchfarther.—Yes._____hereandIcanseethewholecity.A.Stand;StandB.Standing;StandC.Tostand;StandD.Stand;Standing3.Wefinally_____anagreementafteralotof_____discussion.A.arrivedat;heatingB.got;heatingC.went;heatedD.reached;heated4.Tom薷smotherkepttellinghimthathemustn薷tsmoke,but_____didn薷thelp.A.…  相似文献   

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雾都孤儿(12)     
Oliverwastakentothenearestpolicestation.Theofficeratthegatelookedattheboy,“Anotheryoungthief,eh?”Heturnedtotheoldgen鄄tleman,“Areyouthepersonwhowasrobbed,sir?”“Yes,Iam.”repliedtheoldgentleman,“ButI薷mnotsurethatthisboyactuallytookthehandkerchief.Idon薷treallywanttotakehimtocourt.”“Toolate.Hemustgobeforethemagistratenow.”Olivewaslockedinasmallstonecell,whichwasdisgustingly(令人作呕的)dirtyandsmelly.Asthekeyturnedinthelock,theoldgentle鄄mansaidtohimselfthoughtfully,…  相似文献   

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All of Them Die     
Jeanwastravelingaroundbycar.Onedayshestoppedatasmallvillagetolookatabeautifulchurch.Therewasanoldmanraking(耙)thegrassaroundthegraves(墓).Jeangotoutofthecar,wentintothecemetery(公墓)andlookedatsomeofthegraves.Thenshewentovertotheoldmanandsaidtohim,“Goodmorning!Dopeopleoftendieinthevillage?”Theoldmanstoppedworkingforasecond,lookingatherandsaid,“No,theyonlydieonce.”Jeanlaughedwhensheheardthis,thenshesaidtotheoldman,“I薷msorry.Ididn薷tputitcorrectly.Imean‘Doalotofpeopledi…  相似文献   

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Polite Behaviour     
It薷snotpolitetoarriveatadinnerpartymorethan15minuteslate.Thehostorhostessusuallywaitsforallthegueststoarrivebeforeservingthemeal.Ifsomeoneislate,thefoodmaybespoiled,andsomightthehost薷sorhostess薷sspirit;ifyouwillhavetobelate,callandtellthemtostartwithoutyou.It薷sevenworsetobeearly!Thehostorhostesswillprobablynotbeready.Ifyouareearly,driveorwalkaroundtheblock(街区)afewtimes,orjustsitinyourcaruntiltherighttime.Thoughit薷softenimportanttoarriveatapartyontime,yetontheotherhand,fo…  相似文献   

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愚人节     
APRILFOOL薷SDAYisthefirstdayofApril.Onthisdaypracticaljokesareplayed,suchassendingafriendonafool薷serrandorcheatinghimintodoingorbelievingsomethingabsurd.Althoughthepracticesofthedayareofunclearorigin,theyarethoughttohavearisenwiththecelebrationofthevernal(spring)equinox.ManyfolkloristsbelievedthatthecustomofplayingsomeoneforafoolonthisdaywasbeguninFrance,in1564,withtheadoptionofthereformedcalendar.SomepepplewhoresistedchangingNewYear薷sDayfromApril1toJanuary1,werechea…  相似文献   

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Thecoach(马车)stoppedataneathouseinaquiet,shadystreetinnorthLondon.Oliverwasgentlycarriedintoabed,andreceivedmorecareandkindnessthanhehadeverhadinhislife.Buthehadafever,andformanydayshelaythereunconscious(不省人事).Whenheeventu鄄ally(最终)awoke,weak,thinandpale,helookedanxiouslyaroundtheroom.‘Whatroomisthis?WhereamI?’hesaid.‘ThisisnottheplaceIfellasleepin.’MrsBedwin,themotherlyoldhousekeeper,heardhiswords,andin鄄stantlycametohim.‘Hush,bequiet,mydear,oryou薷llbei…  相似文献   

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Have a Contest     
【争当翻译家】竞赛题Ⅰ.请把下列句子译成汉语。1.Thiscarisnonewerthanthatone.Thiscarisnotnewerthanthatone.2.It薷stwoyearssinceIlivedhere.Ihaven薷tlivedhereforlong.3.Youwillneverbetoocareful.Iamonlytoogladtohelpyou.4.It薷sniceandcoolunderthetree.Itneverrainsbutitpours.5.SuchabookisthelastoneIwanttoread.SuchisthebookthatIwrotelastlastcentury.6.TellmewhenXiaoLicomes.TellmewhenXiaoLiwillcome.7.It薷snotfarfromthetown,aswethink.Asweallknow,itisnotfarfromthetown.8…  相似文献   

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生活     
Lifeislikeawindingpathsurroundedbyflowers,butterflies,andde鄄liciousfruits,butmanyofusspendmuchtimelookingforhappinessaroundthenextcorner.Wedonotbendtoenjoythehappinesswhichisoursforthetakingjustofourfeet.Inourdesiretoreachthe“potofgold”,completeandlastinghappinessweallwanttofillourlives,weig鄄noreanythingwhichdoesn薷tseemworthyofsuchalargeambition,orwhichcan薷tgiveusthewholethingatonce.Happinessisallaroundus,butitoftencornesinsmallgrains.Whenwegatheritgrainbygrain,wesoonhaveabas…  相似文献   

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Ascienceteacherbelievedstronglyinpracticalworkbymeansofteachingscienceeffectively,andshewantedherpupils薷parentstoseehowwelltheirchildrenwerelearningbyhermethods.Shethereforear鄄rangedforalltheparentstocomeandseetheresultsofoneofthechil鄄dren薷sexperimentsonaSaturdayeveningwhenallofthemwerefree.Thechildrenhadbeenstudyinghowplantsgrew,andtheyhadplantedfourpotsofflowersafewweeksbefore.Theyhadputpoorsoilinonepottoseewhateffectthiswouldhaveontheflowersplantedinit,andgoodsoilintheotherthreepots…  相似文献   

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莫等闲,白了少年头,空悲切。Should youthful heads in vain turn gray, we would regret for aye.青山遮不住,毕竟东流去。But blue hills can薷t stop water flowing. Eastward the river keeps on going.知否?知否?应是绿肥红瘦。Don薷t you know, don薷t you know the red should languish and the green must grow?夜来幽梦忽还乡。小轩窗,正梳妆。Last night I dreamed of coming to my native place, she薷s making her face before her mirror with grace.月上柳梢头,人约黄昏后。The moon rose above the willow tree, at…  相似文献   

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NMET2003春季高考短文改错试题侧重考查语言的应用能力。短文内容涉及学生的日常生活。其中的错误也是平时英语表达中的易错点。本文就此短文改错做简要分析(保留原试题序号):I薷mthecaptainofourschoolteamsowithmy76._____fellowplayerswe薷vewonseveralgames.There77._____willanimportantgamenextmonth.Butoneofthe78._____bestplayersinourteamtoldmejustthenthathe79._____wouldn薷tplaybasketballoncemore.Hisparents80._____askedhimtospendinmoretimepreparingforthe81._____collegeentranceexaminati…  相似文献   

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听力测试已在高考中占重要地位,而数字听力测试题也常常出现。如何解答有关数字的听力考查题呢?下面的方法供读者参考:一、类型数字听力题中,一般至少有两个数字相互干扰。1.A+B(即两数之和)2.A-B(即两数之差)3.倍数4.注意干扰词more,less,exact(exactly)等二、注意信息干扰,要作简要记录例1:W:Isentthreeofthegirlstudentstobringsevenchairs?M:Won薷tweneedfivemorechairs?Howmanychairswilltheyneed?A.3B.6C.12D.10此题数字A(seven)B(fivemore),答案是12。(属A+B题型)例2:W:Be…  相似文献   

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Longbeforetherewasn薷tanyWashingtonoranyUnitedStates,whilethereweretraderIndiansontheshoresoftheriverthatflowsbytheplacewherethepresentWashingtonD.C.stands.TheseIndianspaddledcanoes(独木舟)upanddowntheriverandtradedwithotherIn鄄dians,swappingthingstheyhadforthingstheywanted—beadsforfurs,bowsforarrows,cornforpotatoes.IntheIndianlanguagethenamefortraderswasPotomac,sonowwecalltheriverthePotomacRiverafterthesetraderIndians.ThePotomacseparatestwostates—MarylandandVirginia.They…  相似文献   

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高考试题:最近,你校同学正在参加某英文报组织的一场讨论。讨论的主题是:公园要不要收门票?请你根据下表所提供的信息,给报社写一封信,客观地介绍讨论情况。注意:1.信的开头已为你写好。2.词数:100左右。3.参考词汇:门票—entrancefee考生答卷:DearEditor,I薷mwritingtotellyouaboutthediscussionwe薷vehadaboutwhetheranentrancefeeshouldbechargedforparks.Mostofthestudents,aboutsixtypercent,considerentrancefeesshouldnotbechargedforparks.Theythinktheparkisaplacewherepeoplecanhavearestandrelaxthemselves.…  相似文献   

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