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| 英语笑话 | |
| 引用本文： | 小黄.英语笑话[J].少年文摘,2004(4). |
| 作者姓名： | 小黄 |
| 摘 要： | Teacher: If you had five cents in one pocket and eighteen cents inthe other pocket, how much money would you have?Student: None. I'd have somebody else's trousers on.教师:假若在你的一只口袋里有5美分而在另一只口袋里有18美分,那么你一共有多少钱呢?学生:一美分也没有。我老是穿别人的裤子。Teacher: Can I have your homework?Student: I haven't got itTeacher: What do you mean? Why haven't you got it?Student: I made a paper plane out of it, and someone hijacked it!教师:我能看看你的家庭作业吗?学生:我没… |
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