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无处不幽默     
一沁 《英语辅导》2016,(5):58-59
Waiter and Customer A customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant.He found a fly in the coffee,so he called the waiter. Customer:How do I drink this coffee! Waiter:Don't you know how to drink coffee? Customer:Waiter,see,there is a fly in my coffee. Waiter:Oh,yes sir.You are right! There is a fly in your coffee.  相似文献   

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Jokes     
Clean FliesCustomer: Oh, God! So many flies in the dining hall!Waiter: Don蒺t be afraid, sir. They are not dirty at all.Customer: Why?Waiter: Because they have been in the kitchen since they were born. And mind you, our kitchen(厨房) is very clean.Where Does God (上帝) Live?Teacher:Now, Susan, can you tell us where God lives?Susan: Yes, Miss. I think he lives in the bathroom.Teacher: In the bathroom? Why?Susan: Because every morning I can hear my father knock on the bath-room door a…  相似文献   

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Funny Dialogues     
A Customer:What are these pennies (硬币) in my soup? Waiter:Well,sir,you said you'd stop eating here if there wasn't some change in the food.  相似文献   

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Jokes I asked you to draw a cow eating some grass, but why did you only draw the cow?* Because the cow ate* all the grass. Teacher: Sam: Dad, can you write your name in the dark? Yes. Where do you want me to write my name? On my test paper . Tony: Dad: Tony: (试卷)  相似文献   

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ENGLISH JOKES     
(A)Ned:Why do you always wear two watches?Ted:I need to see how slow the other one is.(B)Passenger1:Excuse me,does this train stop at New Town?Passenger2:Yes,just watch me and get off one station beforeme.(C)Diner:Waiter,your finger is in my soup.Waiter:That's all right.It's so used to(惯常)the heat,I hardlynotice it.(D)Customer:I'd like to try on(试穿)that dress in the window(橱窗).Salesgirl:Sorry,madam,but you'll have to use the dressingroom(试衣间).(E)  相似文献   

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幽默四则     
I.Where is the winner?Customer:This lobster's only got one claw. Waiter:I guess he's been lost in a fight,sir. Customer:Well,bring me the winner. 胜者在哪里?顾客:这只龙虾只有一只爪子。侍者:我猜应该是在打架时弄丢的,先生。顾客:那样的话,请把那只胜者请来吧。  相似文献   

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能力提升     
任务1根据对话内容补全对话。Sam:Hello,Bruce.1Bruce:Sure,what?Sam:2Bruce:I learn by watching language videos.Sam:Do you ever practise conversations with friends?Bruce:3Sam:What about listening to cassettes?Bruce:I think it’s too hard to understand the voices.Sam:Don’t worry,4Bruce:Thanks a lot.By the way,every week you havemany specific suggestions.Sam:Yes,5Brace:6Let’s make progress together.Sam:Great!A.That’s a good idea!B.How do you study for a test?C.one of them is to learn ne…  相似文献   

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:服务员,我的盘子有点湿。请帮我弄 客 顾吧 净 干 服务员:哦,真对不起,先生,那是您的汤 。月 Customer:Waiter,the plate 15 wet please me elean it. Waiter:Oh,1 am very sorry,that’5 your Pp U O ,、汤  相似文献   

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Three Idiots     
Dad: One plus two isequal to…Son:I don't know.Dad:Your mother andI plus you,how manyaltogether? You idiot!Son:Three idiots.  相似文献   

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Patient:Yousaycarrotisgoodforeyesight.Isthattrue?Doctor:Certainly.Haveyoueverseenrabbitswearingglasses?Customer:Iwonderifthismilkisfresh.Waiter:Fresh?ThreehoursagoitwasGRASS!注释:carrot['k覸r藜t]n胡萝卜begoodfor对……有好eyesight['ai謣sait]n视力certainly['s藜蘼t藜nli]adv确,当然wear[w藓藜]v穿,戴让“笑笑街”洒满你欢乐的笑声!想练英语得奖品的小朋友,请快快参与把你的译文寄过来,地址是:哈尔滨市南岗区阿什河街11号《小学趣味英语》“笑笑街”收邮编:150001 Freshwonder['w蘧nd藜]v想知道,惊奇fresh[fre蘩]…  相似文献   

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(一)请从右边的方框内选择正确的答案填入左边空格内。A:Hello!Sam.B:Hello!1A:2B:Howareyou?A:3Whataboutyou?B:Fine.What’stheweatherlikeinBeijing?A:4I’mafraid.There’salotofsnow.B:Areyoudoinganysports?A:5What’stheweatherlikeinAustralia?B:Oh,wehavebeautifulsunshineeveryday.6A:Whichmonthisthehottest?B:7A:WhenissummerinChina?B:8A:Whichseasondoyoulikebest?B:9A:Ihopeyouhaveagoodtime.B:10Good-bye.A:Good-bye.(二)A:Hi!Bruce.Whatabeautifulday!B:1A:IhopeyoucancometomypartynextSunday.B:2A:…  相似文献   

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2004参赛须知:1.竞赛题(一级、二级、三级)分别刊登在《小学生时代》今年的第3、4、5期上,欢迎同学们积极参加! 2.答题必须做在原件上,复印件无效。请在答卷上写上你的姓名和联系方式,信封左下角贴上“参赛标志”。3.答案请寄:杭州市板桥路12号浙江省自考办非学历考试科,邮编:310006。4.截止日期:一级4月30日;二级5月31日;三级6月30日(以邮戳为准)。参赛标志Steve:Dad,couldyoulendJennyandmethirty-sixdollars?Dad: (1)?Steve:Wewanttogetticketsforarockconcert.We'llpayyoubackout ofourbabysittingmoney.Dad: (2)?St…  相似文献   

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阅读与提高     
(Ⅰ)A.同步阅读Ⅰ.下面是一些常用的对话,请把它们补充完整。1.A:are you?B:Fine,thank you.2.A:are you?B:Im12.3.A:W ho is duty today?B:I am.4.A:Is Joan athom e?B:,I don tknow.5.A:is A nn?B:She is school.K ey:1.H ow2.H ow,old3.on4.Sorry5.W here,atB.提高阅读Ⅰ.你知道常用的电话用语吗?请将对话补充完整。K ate:1,2548901.Sam:H ello,is2Joy?K ate:N o,this is K ate.Joy isn t3.Sam:H i,K ate.45Sam.H ow are you?K ate:6,thanks.Sam:78Joy?K ate:She is in the bookshop.Sam:9,thank you.G ood-bye.K ate…  相似文献   

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Man and Waiter     
IMan:You’vegotyourthumbinmysoup.Waiter:Don’tworrysir.It’snotveryhot.顾客:你的大拇指都沾到我的汤里了。服务员:不要紧,先生。汤不太烫。IIMan:Waiter,what’sthisflydoinginmysoup﹖Waiter:Ithinkit’sswimmingsir.顾客:服务员,这只苍蝇在我的汤里干什么?服务员:我想它在游泳。IIIMan:CallthemanagerIcan’teatthisterriblefood.Waiter:There’snopointsir.Hedoesn’twanttoeatiteither.顾客:把你们老板喊来!这饭菜糟糕透顶,我没法吃。服务员:没用,先生。他也不想吃。Man and Waiter@朱海兵…  相似文献   

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Chip:I don't have a shirt to wear!Where's Mom?Joe:She's making our lunches.Chip:What about Dad?Joe:He's fixing breakfast.Chip:Well,what about Trevor?He knows how to inron!Joe:He's taking a shower.Chip:Where's Patrick?  相似文献   

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巧问妙答     
1 .Sim:How can I stop water from coming into myhouse? Sam:Don't pay the water bill. 看来Sam是个很幽默的人。因为当Sim问怎样才能不让水流进屋子时,他回答说,不付水费就可以了。(不付水费,自来水公司当然会断掉供水了。water bill:自来水账单)2.Sam:How were your exam questions? Tom:They were easy, but I had trouble with the  相似文献   

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1.“Here's your vegetablesoup(汤汁 ) ,Madam.”“Thankyou.”   2 .“Waiter!Do you call itvegetable soup?Look at thegreen ball.It's a fly(苍蝇 ) !”cried the woman angrily.   3.“Really?the waiter putthe dark green ball into hismouth and said,”oh,no!It'sjust a piece of burnt(烧糊的 )green onion(洋葱 ) .”   4.“It's awful(恶心 ) !”said the waiter.“But yousaved(挽救 ) the restaurantfrom disgrace(不体面 ) !ThisC- note(1 0 0元 ) is for you.”said the boss(老板 ) .    Mark Twain was …  相似文献   

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Unit15Makingtelephonecalls一、学习了新的打电话用语:Couldyou/I…?(表示有礼貌的请求)例如:CouldIhaveafullbottle,please?CouldIspeaktoJim,please?Couldyouaskhimtocallme,please?练习:补全对话1.A:Hello.6098345B:Hello.Is 1 Bill?A:Sorry,Billis 2 , 3  4 Sam.B:Hi,Sam, 5  6 Peter. 7 youaskPetertocallme,please?A: 8 !What'syourtelephone 9 ?B:6078834A:6-0-7-double8-3-4.Right.B:Thanks 10  11 .Bye.A:It'sa 12 .Bye.2.(Thetelephoneisringing)Mother:Jane, 13 you 14 thetelepho…  相似文献   

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快乐ABC     
Close Your Eyes and WriteMary: Dad, Can you close your eyes and write down your name?Dad: Of course I can.Mary: Then please do that here.Dad: What is this?Mary: My school report, Dad.  相似文献   

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Warm up or lead in设计一:利用语音规律教学师出示例图(如下):出租车上有两个人Sam,Tax,T:This is Sam.Sam,taxi.Sam likes taxi.This is Tax.Tax,Taxi.Tax likes taxi.Where is Sam?Sam is in the taxi.Where is Tax?Tax is in the taxi,too.以此方法学习bus。  相似文献   

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