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Jokes and Humour     
Lucky Mother A young m other be- lieved that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so m any hungry people in the world. O ne evening,she was giving her sm all daughter her tea before putting her to bed.First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for som e jam on her bread as well. H er m other looked at her for a few seconds and then said, “W hen I was a sm all girl like you,Lucy,I was always giv…  相似文献   

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I found out one time that doing a favor for someone could get you into a lot of trouble. I was in the eighth grade at the time, and we were having a final test. During the test, the girl sitting next to me said some- thing in a low voice, but I didn"t understand. So I leaned over her way and found out that she was trying to ask me if  相似文献   

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This secret has been kept in my heart for three years. I am a good girl all the time, but ... In a Chinese exam three years ago, one of my classmates next to me wanted to borrow my colour pen. I didn’t lend it to her, instead I said“:You have much money to buy something to eat, why don’t you buy a colour pen.”Hearing my words, she didn’t say any more. After the exam, I knew that she had left her colour pen at home. She didn’t do well in that exam. So she was very sad and even cried for a long time. Even tho...  相似文献   

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厨神(英文)     
Mom was a good cook.No,I take that back.She was a great cook.She could take a little hamburger,a few potatoes and some canned tomatoes and whip up(激起) a great party worthy of the International Olympic Committee.And the things she could do with a chicken...well,it makes my mouth water to think about it.Her homemade chili sauce was second to none.Her bottled peaches were better than candy.And I once offered to make my sister Kathy's bed for a week if she would give me the last slice of toast made with Mom's homemade bread and slathered in Mom's homemade apricot jam.  相似文献   

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I liked cat very much. In my old opinion, cat was cute and gentle. One day, my friend asked me to feed the cat for him. So I went to his house in order to take care of his cat. His neighbor was an old woman. When I was doing some cleaning, the old woman asked me if I needed some help. Suddenly, the cat stretched out its sharp claws, and clawed me and bit me with its sharp teeth. WowA It was too abrupt. The old woman got scared. “It goes crazyA” I said and asked her to get out of the room, otherwise she woul...  相似文献   

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Xiao Ge 《海外英语》2005,(9):52-53
When Order IS and Isn’t an Order Order的多咱含义The other day I went to see my doctor for a physical check-up.He said to me, "Our first order of business today is to get you a full blood test. "What the doctor said interested me.Of course it was not the blood test he was ordering for me that interested me;what interested me was the word "order".  相似文献   

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Young Love     
I day at ember school one was a nice day. We were sitting outside and the students were practicing when along came a Chinese teacher I knew. I asked her what she was doing and she said, "I'm looking for lovers." I asked if she had found any and she said no, but she would find one. I said I didn't think so and she insisted, "Yes, I will find one." I told her she would not find one but she might find two.  相似文献   

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Mother's Love     
Mothers are always kind to their children and take good care of them. So does my mother.
My mother is a good mother. She looks after me well. She is strict with me. When I do something wrong, she will angry①. But I know she loves me very much.
Last week, I had a bad headache. I felt very terrible. My mother was worried with ② me and took me to the doctor's at once. After going home, she asked me to take medicine and cooked delicious food with me. She asked me to stay in bed and brought the food to me. At that moment, I felt her deep love and there were tears in my eyes.
My mother is such a strict teacher and nice friend of mine. She is the greatest mother in the world. I love her with my heart!  相似文献   

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<正>Under a snow-covered gooseberry bush,a blue featherlay quietly.One night,when the wind passed by,it said to the blue feather,"It is time for you to go.Come with me." "You don’t need me," said the blue feather.  相似文献   

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Prize     
Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. “It's a prize, mother,” he explained. “A prize? What for, dear?”“For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has and 1 saidthree.”“But an ostrich has only two legs.”“I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was closest.”  相似文献   

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DO Shopping     
It was winter,and Mrs Green wanted to do alot of shopping,so she waited until itwas Saturday,when her husband was free,and she took him to theshops with her to pay for everything and to carryher parcels (包裹 ) .They went to a lot of shops,andMrs Green bought a lot of things.She often stoppedand said,“L ook,Joe!Isn't that beautiful!”He then answered,“All right,dear,How muchis it?”and took his money out to pay for it.It was dark when they came out of the lastshop,and Mr Green was tired…  相似文献   

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A Piece of Cake     
I knew little about English when I first came to America.So I went toa language school every day to learn English.One day,during the break Iasked one of my classmates a question that I didn蒺t understand.When Ithanked her for it,she said:“You are welcome.It蒺s a piece of cake.”Ithought to myself:“America is really a society for money in whicheverything is done for pay.”Thus I said to her:“I haven蒺t taken any pieceof cake with me today.How about a piece of biscuit?”Sh…  相似文献   

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One of the worst days of my life landed on Friday the 13th. My mother was a kind of superstitious and wanted me to be superstitious with her for once. I told her that this would only be the first. So she told me that if I broke a mirror I'd have bad luck…  相似文献   

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幽默(英文)     
Taking a Taxi The old lady was going to take a taxi."Driver," she said, "I want you to take me to the station.""Yes, madam," said the driver.  相似文献   

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幽默与笑话     
《英语沙龙》2011,(2):50-51
Homeless Woman A woman was walking down the street. Without warning, she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.  相似文献   

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Little Bear has been learning to cook for a long time. She can cook meals by herself now, so she invited her good friends for a big dinner. Here came her friends. "Little Bear, you are so beautiful today!" said Little Cat "Little Bear, you are so nice!" said Little Goat. "Little Bear, you are hospitable." said  相似文献   

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请用一刻钟的时间完成下面四篇阅读理解。A A young lady who was on holiday in Brighton went into a bank to collect some money which had been sent there for her from the town in which she lived. The clerk in the Brighton bank did not know her, so he said, "What proof have you got that you are really the lady who should collect this money?" The young lady looked worried for a few moments and said , " I don't think I've brought any proof with me." But then she suddenly looked happy again, she opened her bag, took a photograph of herself out of it and showed it to the clerk. "Here's something." she said. The clerk looked at the photograph carefully and then looked at the young lady. "Yes, that's you," he said, and paid the money to her without any more trouble. 1. The young lady came to Brighton to____. A. work in a bank B. collect money  相似文献   

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Mother’s Love     
Who gave birth to me 14 years ago. Of course, my mother. My grandma often tells me when I was just born, I looked so small and thin, only nearly 5 Chinese pounds. So doctors put me into a warm box for weeks. My mother came to see me everyday although she was weak. I can't feel my mother's love at that time but I can feel it from my grandma's words. I was so thin and small when I was a baby, so I was always ill in my childhood. A day of my sixth year, I didn't feel well and had a stomac…  相似文献   

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Coming home from school that dark winter day so long ago, I was filled with excitem ent of having the weekend off.But I was 1 in-to stillness by what I saw. Mother, seated at the far end of the sofa,was 2 ,with the second-hand green typewriter on the table.She told me that she couldn’t 3 fast and then she was out of work. My shock and embar-rassment(尴尬)at finding Mother in tears was a perfect proof(证明)of how 4 I under- stood the pressure on her. Sitting beside her on the sofa,I began very slowly to understa...  相似文献   

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童信 《英语辅导》2000,(8):27-27
A few days ago my wife sent me out to buy something. When I came home, I handed her a paper bag and said, “Here are the apples you wanted. ”She looked in the bag, then she looked ati me.“I told you, “she said slowly, “to buy some eggs. ”  相似文献   

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